At a two-day business conference, God (Simon Callow) decides to romantically pair Terry, a moral crusader, with his "win-at-all-cost" antithesis, Jacqui. However, fate, assisted by unique and corrupt characters, attempt to beset God's arrangements.
Simon Callow
Godfrey
Iain Robertson
Victor
Harry Enfield
Malcolm
Doon Mackichan
Jacqui
Ian Burfield
Terry
Abigail Tarttelin
Beauty Therapist
Rita Davies
Saga Lady 1
Ed Coleman
Young Detective
Demetri Goritsas
Brad Angel
Simon Greenall
DCI Stevens
Lorraine Hilton
Staid Woman
Celia Imrie
Helen McGann
Shobu Kapoor
Gita
Michael McKell
Billy McGann
Michael Mears
Mr Jessup
Sadie Pickering
Maxine
Jay Simpson
Phil
Michael Wildman
Jamie