It is now summer in the Parker family; and the usual amount of numerous events are happening in their separate lives. Ralphie is searching for the perfect top to use to beat the school bully with, the Old Man is in battle with their hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpus, while eagerly awaiting the discovery of the perfect fishing spot, and the Mother is attempting to collect all of the pieces of a glass china set at a local movie theater.
Charles Grodin
Mr. Parker (The Old Man)
Kieran Culkin
Ralph "Ralphie" Parker
Mary Steenburgen
Mrs. Parker (Mother)
Al Mancini
Zudoc
Troy Evans
The Old Man's fishing buddy
Roy Brocksmith
Mr. Winchell, the Assessor
Glenn Shadix
Leopold Doppler
Dick O'Neill
Pulaski
Wayne Grace
Emil Bumpus
Tedde Moore
Miss Shields
Whit Hertford
Lug Ditka
Geoffrey Wigdor
Flick
Darwyn Swalve
Big Dickie Bumpus
John Voldstad
Ace Bumpus
Frank Collison
Floyd Bumpus
Robert Dickman
Clovis Bumpus
Scott Thomson
Delbert Bumpus
Antonia Rey
Gypsy Woman
Chris Owen
Scut Farcus
Annie Kitral
Mrs. Kissel
Jack Ong
Mr. Won Lung
Jean Shepherd
Narrator / Ralph as an Adult (voice)