The worldโs most notorious jackass, Matt Pritchard of Dirty Sanchez fame, has been unceremoniously tossed into prison on a trumped-up indecent exposure charge. And life on the inside is less kind than youโd think for the mad Welshman whoโs made a name for himself self-inflicting bodily harm and inserting assorted objects into places where the sun donโt shine. Like Paris Hilton before him, Pritch has become the ultimate Subservient Celebrity โ and now youโre calling the shots.