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The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Julie Strain
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Masuimi Max
Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
Travis Dance
Elwood Carlisle
Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia
Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
News Anchor
Jason Sklar
News Anchor
Debbie Rochon
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James Gunn
Himself
India Allen
Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels
Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian
Larry the Stripper
Ron Jeremy
Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Trey Parker
Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Ted Raimi
Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
Trent Haaga
Guy at the Party
Ramzi Abed
Guy at the Party
Eli Roth
Party Goer
Stephen Blackehart
Himself (uncredited)
Wes Craven
Party Goer (uncredited)
Mark Gagliardi
People at the Party
Leroy Patterson
Party Goer
Lisa Michelle Axelrod
Voice Over
J.D. Brown
Party Goer
Josi Kat
Self
Sam Macaroni
Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Terryn Westbrook
Door Girl (uncredited)
