

The Master of Disguise (2002)
After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.
Cast

Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey

Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman

Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker

Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey

James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey

Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey

Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Robert Machray
Texas Man

Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman

Mark Devine
Trent

Kenan Thompson
Kenan

Jay Johnston
Rex

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Lee Keller
Group Dancer

Mark Ginther
Henchman

Mitch Silpa
Henchman

Jonathan Loughran
Security Guard

Ted Rooney
Security Guard

Brandon Molale
Doorman

Erick Avari
Cigar Maker

Michael DeLuise
Businessman

Larry Cedar
Businessman

Andrew Shaifer
Liberty Bell Security Guard

Vincent Castellanos
Art Dealer

Roger Mussenden
Waiter

Al Goto
Ninja Warrior

Simon Rhee
Ninja Warrior

Kevin Nealon
White Collar Executive

Chao-Li Chi
Mongolian

Bo Derek
Herself

Gabriel Pimentel
Boxing Dummy

Tracy E. Wilson
Female Partygoer

Patricia De Leon
Waitress

Steven Hack
Chemistry Teacher

Naya Rivera
Captain America Kid

Julius Ritter
Captain America Kid

Brighton Hertford
Captain America Kid

Sandra Lindquist
Bartender

Leland Crooke
Appraiser

Buddy Bolton
Abe Lincoln

Stuart Quan
Ninja

Hiro Koda
Ninja

Johnny Nguyen
Ninja

Ronn Surels
Ninja

Andy Cheng
Ninja

Steven Ho
Ninja

Tony Wilde
Doug

Leasi Andrews
Big Bottom Girl

Anna Marie Goddard
Big Bottom Girl

Adrian Armas
Group Dancer

Gustavo Vargas
Group Dancer

Andrea Bogart
Group Dancer

Paula Abdul
Choreographer (uncredited)

Lisa Foiles
Lisa (uncredited)

Jesse V. Johnson
Thief (uncredited)

Michael Johnson
Himself

Cole Sprouse
Young Pistachio

Dylan Sprouse
Young Pistachio

Jesse Ventura
Self (uncredited)