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Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
Sean Hayes
Larry
Will Sasso
Curly
Chris Diamantopoulos
Moe
Jane Lynch
Mother Superior
Sofía Vergara
Lydia
Jennifer Hudson
Sister Rosemary
Craig Bierko
Mac
Stephen Collins
Mr. Harter
Larry David
Sister Mary-Mengele
Kirby Heyborne
Teddy
Carly Craig
Mrs. Harter
Kate Upton
Sister Bernice
Marianne Leone Cooper
Sister Ricarda
Brian Doyle-Murray
Monsignor Ratliffe
Mike Sorrentino
The Situation
Snooki
Snooki
JWoww
JWoww
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
Ronnie
Samantha Giancola
Sammi
Skyler Gisondo
Young Moe
Lance Chantiles-Wertz
Young Larry
Robert Capron
Young Curly
Max Charles
Peezer
Isaiah Mustafa
Moe's Hip Executive
Steve Tyler
Camera Man
Patty Ross
Head Nurse
Emy Coligado
Ling
Mark Kogan
Executive
Jackie Flynn
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Sandra Dorsey
Heavyset Woman
Vince Canlas
Japanese Chef
Ric Reitz
Jon Hamm
Sayed Badreya
Orderly
Pam Smith
Woman Reporter
Kyla Kenedy
Balloon Girl
Erin Allin O'Reilly
Nun
Caitlin Colford
Nun
Patricia French
Laundry Worker
Roy Jenkins
Officer Mycroft
Lin Shaye
Nurse Crotchet
Myron Parker Wright
Orphan
Reid Meadows
Weezer
Abby Goldberg
Dancer
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
Handsome Guy #1
Jeremy Ambler
Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Mark Axelowitz
Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Hannah Marie Bailey
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Tim Blanchard
Valet (uncredited)
Matthew Cardarople
Camera Guy (uncredited)
Apple Farrelly
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Addy Miller
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Katherine Neslund
Woman on Street (uncredited)
Joel Rogers
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Richard Tavernaro
Doorman (uncredited)
Steve Warren
Party Guest (uncredited)