Two and a Half Men

2003 7.5

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Seasons & Episodes

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Two and a Half Men

Pilot

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Big Flappy Bastards

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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

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Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

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Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

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Phase One, Complete

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Merry Thanksgiving

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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Camel Filters and Pheromones

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Sarah Like Puny Alan

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I Can't Afford Hyenas

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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

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That Was Saliva, Alan

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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

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An Old Flame with a New Wick

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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

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No Sniffing, No Wowing

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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

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Just Like Buffalo

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Can You Feel My Finger?