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Being the Best at Being the Best Was Not My Thing, So I Decided to Be the Best at Being the Worst
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I Automatically Do Everything Opposite the Rest of the World
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They See Me as a Mix of Pippi Longstocking and Al Capone
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Why Would I Have a Job? I Don't Have Time for S**t Like That and You'll Miss Out on All the Fun Stuff
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I've Read Every Book Ever Written, and a Few More