The Bartender Says... S01E18

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Super Mario Rescues the Princess

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Marital Troubles

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Jeff Goldblum Wafers

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Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

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The Frog Prince

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Monkeys Talk About Religion

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Mountain Climber

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Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

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Mad Cow Disease

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The Bartender Says...

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Backstage with Bob Dylan

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A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

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Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

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Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

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Things You Never Hear

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A Trip to the Psychiatrist

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AIDS Patient Zero

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Name That Animal Penis!

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Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

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Sex with... #1

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A Fat Guy Working Out

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A Gay Knight

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Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

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A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

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Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

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Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

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Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

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He Who Lives in a Glass House...

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Sex with... #2

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Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

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The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Sex with... #3

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Adopted

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Dirty Vaudeville

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Fat Jesus

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Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

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The Sneeze Throw-Up

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The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

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Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

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Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

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Small Talk with Aunt Helen

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Marie Antoinette's Notepad

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Sheep Shearing

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A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

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What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

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Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

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A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

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Cat Staff Meeting

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Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster