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It's 1992, and sexy Millat is 17, streetwise and idolised by Archie's daughter Irie, who is in turn adored by nerdy Josh Malfen. When all three get caught with a joint at school, their punishment is study classes with Josh's eccentric parents, controversial geneticists Marcus and Joyce. Millat charms Joyce, and soon moves in with them after Samad kicks him out. But before long, Joyce and Irie are heartbroken when Millat leaves to join an Islamic sect. Meanwhile, to Samad's horror, grown-up Magid is more 'British' than ever. He has a place at Oxford - and a secret benefactor who is flying him home.
Om Puri
Samad
Phil Davis
Archie
Naomie Harris
Clara
Archie Panjabi
Alsana
Deepak Verma
Shiva
Mona Hammond
Hortense
Jeff Mirza
Mo
Geraldine James
Joyce Malfen
Robert Bathurst
Marcus Malfen
Charlie Creed-Miles
Ryan Topps
Nina Wadia
Neena
Christopher Simpson
Magid/Millat
San Shella
Young Samad
Bryan Dick
Young Archie
David Langham
Young Devil of Dachau
James McAvoy
Josh Malfen
Sophie Winkleman
Joely
Rufus Jones
Crispin
Daniel Tuite
Paddy
Chu Omambala
Brother Ibrahim
Maggie O'Neill
Poppy
Russell Brand
Merlin
Paul Bhattacharjee
Bahadur Khan
Julian Barratt
Aide de Camp
Annie Cooper
Karina
Joy McBrinn
Racist Neighbour
John Simm
Mr. Hero
Ian Thompson
Headmaster
Nasser Memarzia
Alim
Shahnequa Duprey
Irie
Ruth Lass
Ms. Miniver
Richard Butler
Mr. Hamilton
Vernon Dobtcheff
Devil of Dachau
Alastair Parker
Policeman
Steve Sweeney
Lager Lad/Neighbour